TO BE BIG OR NOT TO BE…THAT IS THE QUESTION…
Having a big penile unit can be quite the advantage and can be a useful skill if taken care of properly and used according to a professional instruction manual…some call it porn other’s call it Saturday night…it just depends on how much you wanna candy coat your social activities. I digress though, obviously the main advantage to being masterfully endowed in the above-said region is for the pleasure of the ladies it encounters.
You do your groove thang and badda bing; big O time and the ladies love you. Here’s the deal too; you can be a broke-ass mofo, have a shitty car or even no car, live in a dumpster and smell like dog piss and you know what? The ladies won’t care after an encounter with your multi-faceted love machine…In fact; I will go as far to say; they will buy you stuff; even the poorest of bitches and hoes will in fact; take you to dinner, movies, concerts and maybe even hook you up with a 1972 El Camino if you show them the girth…forget money folks. Girth and longevity is where it’s at. I’m not bullshitting here. I’ve observed many an occasion whereupon; an intelligent, wealthy woman will stoop to the lowest of lows regarding male species and character just for a ride on the shlong train.
You can treat them like a complete piece of crap if you have a pleasantly endowed unit…and you know what? You don’t have to call them…and they won’t nag because they are so afraid you won’t come back for more social activities. (wink wink)…They are sitting by their phone with their vibrator thinking about how many times they saw jesus and mary when you put your magic wand inside them…for days they will agonize over when you will return and take them on a proverbial magic carpet ride…ah yes indeed…
Also, check this; you don’t ever have to go down to those cobwebby depths known as the female nether region…they won’t even ask because they know you have a ridiculously large tool and that is all they need and they are afraid to be too demanding or push you over the edge ‘cuz they have the FEAR. The FEAR of non VIP access to your backstage or rather front stage pass…
By having a big huge cock; you can practically get away with murder…all is forgiven once you whip it out..they forget about the fact that you banged their mother and sister and maybe even the gay uncle who is still in the closet; a few hours earlier and see only the tunnel of love.
On a sidebar too; you can wear a speedo. Now normally in my professional fashion opinion; a speedo is not acceptable for anyone however; if you are freakishly endowed; it is forgiven ‘cuz at that point; who the fuck cares what you are wearing…Another plus to having a large unit is; it’s acceptable for you to take up flashing in your spare time. You run around flashing chicks and you got something good to show them; they aren’t gonna get all “offended” and call the cops on your ass…nope, they will stare in awe and wonder why you don’t charge admission to flash them…instead of just doing it as a hobby.
So all you well-endowed mother fuckers; consider taking up flashing in your local parks as a hobby…your neighborhood yenta suburbanite tight-ass soccer moms will thank you…and maybe hire you to clean their pools….naked.
Now there could be a few drawbacks in regards to your blessed region…like for instance; if you get one of those prudish virgin type chicks…and then she’ll complain about it being “too big” and hurting…Those are the worst; they will then expect you to compensate by being “gentle” and doing other stuff…and of course; there is the broads who always pull out the “my other boyfriend” (the one with the small dick) used to “go down” on me and caress me and tell me he loved me and buy me dinner…blah blah blah…whine, whine whine! Also, if you try to slap them up a little (‘cuz of the bitching and shit)…they get all offended and think it’s wrong…And now they want a small dick man ‘cuz he “treats them nice”…buys them shit, takes em to dinner…and then on top of it; he will do anything to please them…like go downtown, caress the chesticle region, and godforbid; fucking cuddle…yes, those small penis’ individuals enjoy the cuddling and comply with the ladies about the cuddling; that is their ace in the hole…(pun intended)….and they are always pulling out (in more than one contextual way) the cuddle card.
Now also you should be aware that; in these times of modern technological advance…a woman can actually go out and BUY any size penis she wants…yes it’s true! These fucking dildo manufacturers are fucking up everyone’s game these days…by inventing dicks and cocks of all shapes and sizes. It’s ridiculous…What are they thinking? Now the small dick dude can totally fuck up your game by going out and buying his lady friends a huge cock…and then doing double duty…and I don’t wanna even get into how dirty these little penis’ men can get…you must be creative when you have such little (pun mother fucking intended again..I’m on fire) resources at your disposal…It’s like the wimpy kid at school who got teased; he’s gotta be really fucking good at something else and overcompensates in some other arena. Same fucking concept with the penis; the little penis guys are gonna make a ton of money, be freakishly smart and/or be a musician (yeah, ladies love the musicians)…
Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention the tried and true method of penis pumps…so if you are small; you crack out that baby and there you have it…inflatable dick! It’s magic…just like Puff the fucking dragon…a miracle like jesus feeding the 5000…sometimes (so I’ve heard…from my mom…unfortunately) a mood killer; sometimes a mood enhancer; it just depends on how much you wanna candy coat it…because sometimes inflating your penis is a whole lot better than deflating your girlfriend…
You do your groove thang and badda bing; big O time and the ladies love you. Here’s the deal too; you can be a broke-ass mofo, have a shitty car or even no car, live in a dumpster and smell like dog piss and you know what? The ladies won’t care after an encounter with your multi-faceted love machine…In fact; I will go as far to say; they will buy you stuff; even the poorest of bitches and hoes will in fact; take you to dinner, movies, concerts and maybe even hook you up with a 1972 El Camino if you show them the girth…forget money folks. Girth and longevity is where it’s at. I’m not bullshitting here. I’ve observed many an occasion whereupon; an intelligent, wealthy woman will stoop to the lowest of lows regarding male species and character just for a ride on the shlong train.
You can treat them like a complete piece of crap if you have a pleasantly endowed unit…and you know what? You don’t have to call them…and they won’t nag because they are so afraid you won’t come back for more social activities. (wink wink)…They are sitting by their phone with their vibrator thinking about how many times they saw jesus and mary when you put your magic wand inside them…for days they will agonize over when you will return and take them on a proverbial magic carpet ride…ah yes indeed…
Also, check this; you don’t ever have to go down to those cobwebby depths known as the female nether region…they won’t even ask because they know you have a ridiculously large tool and that is all they need and they are afraid to be too demanding or push you over the edge ‘cuz they have the FEAR. The FEAR of non VIP access to your backstage or rather front stage pass…
By having a big huge cock; you can practically get away with murder…all is forgiven once you whip it out..they forget about the fact that you banged their mother and sister and maybe even the gay uncle who is still in the closet; a few hours earlier and see only the tunnel of love.
On a sidebar too; you can wear a speedo. Now normally in my professional fashion opinion; a speedo is not acceptable for anyone however; if you are freakishly endowed; it is forgiven ‘cuz at that point; who the fuck cares what you are wearing…Another plus to having a large unit is; it’s acceptable for you to take up flashing in your spare time. You run around flashing chicks and you got something good to show them; they aren’t gonna get all “offended” and call the cops on your ass…nope, they will stare in awe and wonder why you don’t charge admission to flash them…instead of just doing it as a hobby.
So all you well-endowed mother fuckers; consider taking up flashing in your local parks as a hobby…your neighborhood yenta suburbanite tight-ass soccer moms will thank you…and maybe hire you to clean their pools….naked.
Now there could be a few drawbacks in regards to your blessed region…like for instance; if you get one of those prudish virgin type chicks…and then she’ll complain about it being “too big” and hurting…Those are the worst; they will then expect you to compensate by being “gentle” and doing other stuff…and of course; there is the broads who always pull out the “my other boyfriend” (the one with the small dick) used to “go down” on me and caress me and tell me he loved me and buy me dinner…blah blah blah…whine, whine whine! Also, if you try to slap them up a little (‘cuz of the bitching and shit)…they get all offended and think it’s wrong…And now they want a small dick man ‘cuz he “treats them nice”…buys them shit, takes em to dinner…and then on top of it; he will do anything to please them…like go downtown, caress the chesticle region, and godforbid; fucking cuddle…yes, those small penis’ individuals enjoy the cuddling and comply with the ladies about the cuddling; that is their ace in the hole…(pun intended)….and they are always pulling out (in more than one contextual way) the cuddle card.
Now also you should be aware that; in these times of modern technological advance…a woman can actually go out and BUY any size penis she wants…yes it’s true! These fucking dildo manufacturers are fucking up everyone’s game these days…by inventing dicks and cocks of all shapes and sizes. It’s ridiculous…What are they thinking? Now the small dick dude can totally fuck up your game by going out and buying his lady friends a huge cock…and then doing double duty…and I don’t wanna even get into how dirty these little penis’ men can get…you must be creative when you have such little (pun mother fucking intended again..I’m on fire) resources at your disposal…It’s like the wimpy kid at school who got teased; he’s gotta be really fucking good at something else and overcompensates in some other arena. Same fucking concept with the penis; the little penis guys are gonna make a ton of money, be freakishly smart and/or be a musician (yeah, ladies love the musicians)…
Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention the tried and true method of penis pumps…so if you are small; you crack out that baby and there you have it…inflatable dick! It’s magic…just like Puff the fucking dragon…a miracle like jesus feeding the 5000…sometimes (so I’ve heard…from my mom…unfortunately) a mood killer; sometimes a mood enhancer; it just depends on how much you wanna candy coat it…because sometimes inflating your penis is a whole lot better than deflating your girlfriend…
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