Is Penis Enlargement Real?

Friday, February 09, 2007

Most men have a small penis!

I have now been using XCEL male enlargement patches for twenty-seven days but it doesn’t seem like five minutes has elapsed since I put on my first one.
Last night Leanne and I had a very amusing conversation over a bottle of Chardonnay. We discussed male celebrities. We wondered how many of them have small penises. The thing is there is no real way to tell which of them are under endowed. It could be that Brad Pitt, Sean Connery, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Orlando Bloom, and even Antonio Banderas are all walking around with penises that resemble a limp cocktail sausage. Meanwhile the female population could be doting on these hunks as though they were Gods, while remaining blissfully unaware of their tiny penile dimensions.

Then again, these male stars could all be hung like donkeys. Only their lovers and conquests are in any position to know the truth about them.
Leanne and I also considered how many male celebrities have had penis enhancement surgery or used another product that increases the size of their penis. When you stop to think about it, the media is incredibly chauvinistic. They often speculate on the breast implants of female celebrities. No female star can go up so much as one bra size with out some low-grade gossip magazine suggesting that she has had a breast implant operation. On the other hand, if male celebrities have penis enhancement surgery, it is not obvious to the public in the same way as a newly huge set of breasts, so nobody ever talks about it.

I think it is strange how society accepts that women can be dissatisfied with their bodies, but is less permissive concerning men’s insecurities. Society frowns upon men who openly lack confidence in their appearance. As a result, they are less likely to admit to being unhappy and under endowed. From what I have read, though, there are more men who are unhappy with the size of their penis than people think, they just don’t talk about it.

The awful truth is that there are also many women who are not satisfied with the size of their partner’s penis. According to statistics, the number is as high as sixty-eight percent. However, like Leanne they probably keep silent about it for fear of damaging their partner’s self-esteem.
Fortunately, all is not lost, since there are several options out there for under-endowed men. The XCEL male enlargement patch is just one of the products men with small penises can try. Nevertheless, it is definitely working for me. In fact, the company that manufactures XCEL patches is so confident that their product will work they even offer a sixty-day money back guarantee. I don’t think you can get much fairer than that.

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