XCEL makes my relationship wonderful!

I have now reached my twenty-ninth day using XCEL male enlargement patches. I still have nothing at all negative to report about them. All of my experiences with XCEL so far have been positive ones.
I measured myself again this morning. I was pleased to find that my penis is now five and a half inches long. That’s a full inch longer than it was before I began using the patches. The girth of my penis is now a total of four inches. It has increased by half an inch since I began with XCEL. I cannot begin to describe how much better I feel about myself now that I have an average-sized penis rather than a small one. In addition, it never ceases to amaze me each time I get my tape measure out and find that my penis is continuing to grow.

I think the increase in my penile dimensions is quite substantial. Apparently, not every man who uses XCEL male enlargement patches will see that much growth so quickly. It takes longer for your penis to grow with XCEL if you smoke, drink a lot of alcohol or are overweight. Thankfully, I don’t smoke and I’m very fit. I do drink, but only socially.
I think that any man who does smoke or is on the large side may find that the size of his appendage increases by itself if he gives up his bad habits and starts exercising more. Smoking and drinking excessively can both make you impotent and obesity makes you lethargic and less inclined to have sex.
Leanne and I went to the movies to see Norbit yesterday evening. We laughed even though it was extremely crass. Actually, some scenes the movie were so gross they made me shudder with revulsion. I think my disgust made Leanne laugh even more. In fact, she almost peed her pants and there were tears in her eyes, which was cool with me. I love to hear Leanne laugh from her belly.
My relationship with Leanne really is wonderful these days. We used to argue quite regularly, but now we have fun much more than we fight.

I attribute our newfound joy to my using XCEL male enlargement patches. I am so much happier now and there is an old maxim that I have lately learned the truth of. If you smile, the world smiles along with you.

All the ladies love me!

Today I have been using XCEL male enlargement patches for twenty-eight days, or the equivalent of one lunar month.
Brain’s XCEL patches arrived on Thursday and he was delighted. Last night I went for downtown for a couple of drinks with him to celebrate. I didn't get too dressed up, but I did wear my favorite blue Armani shirt with a pair of decent looking Holster jeans.
Despite the fact that I had made a little effort with my appearance, what happened last night still surprised me, because it has never happened before. It seemed like a different woman was approaching me every five minutes in a club called The Power Plant. What's more, most of these women were very attractive. A few were so beautiful I would have thought they were out of my league.

Of course, I was obliged to tell each woman that approached that I had a live-in girlfriend.
I would never even think of going behind Leanne’s back, but I admit I was both flattered and surprised that so many women seemed interested in me. Up until recently, I have always been very shy in font of females. My small penis used to make me feel unworthy of an attention. Consequently, I have never been with a woman I met at a club. Leanne and I were good friends for a year or two before we got into a romantic relationship. If I had not known she was both kind and trustworthy I could never have begun a relationship with her.

Although he tried to make a joke of it, I could tell Brian was a little bit jealous of the attention I got last night. I told him that I thought I was becoming more confident because of the results from the XCEL penis enlargement patches. I added that it was this newly found self-esteem that was making me more attractive to the opposite sex, and that soon women would react to him in the same way. My words cheered him up. We even danced a bit at one point.

When I got home I was a little drunk, and I tripped over.
It woke Leanne up. She was slightly grumpy until I told her all about the female attention I had received in the club. Instead of feeling jealous, she said that it was about time other women realized what a sexy man I am. In fact, my news made her feel rather aroused. Needless to say, my night ended where it should, in the arms of my wonderful girlfriend.

Most men have a small penis!

I have now been using XCEL male enlargement patches for twenty-seven days but it doesn’t seem like five minutes has elapsed since I put on my first one.
Last night Leanne and I had a very amusing conversation over a bottle of Chardonnay. We discussed male celebrities. We wondered how many of them have small penises. The thing is there is no real way to tell which of them are under endowed. It could be that Brad Pitt, Sean Connery, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Orlando Bloom, and even Antonio Banderas are all walking around with penises that resemble a limp cocktail sausage. Meanwhile the female population could be doting on these hunks as though they were Gods, while remaining blissfully unaware of their tiny penile dimensions.

Then again, these male stars could all be hung like donkeys. Only their lovers and conquests are in any position to know the truth about them.
Leanne and I also considered how many male celebrities have had penis enhancement surgery or used another product that increases the size of their penis. When you stop to think about it, the media is incredibly chauvinistic. They often speculate on the breast implants of female celebrities. No female star can go up so much as one bra size with out some low-grade gossip magazine suggesting that she has had a breast implant operation. On the other hand, if male celebrities have penis enhancement surgery, it is not obvious to the public in the same way as a newly huge set of breasts, so nobody ever talks about it.

I think it is strange how society accepts that women can be dissatisfied with their bodies, but is less permissive concerning men’s insecurities. Society frowns upon men who openly lack confidence in their appearance. As a result, they are less likely to admit to being unhappy and under endowed. From what I have read, though, there are more men who are unhappy with the size of their penis than people think, they just don’t talk about it.

The awful truth is that there are also many women who are not satisfied with the size of their partner’s penis. According to statistics, the number is as high as sixty-eight percent. However, like Leanne they probably keep silent about it for fear of damaging their partner’s self-esteem.
Fortunately, all is not lost, since there are several options out there for under-endowed men. The XCEL male enlargement patch is just one of the products men with small penises can try. Nevertheless, it is definitely working for me. In fact, the company that manufactures XCEL patches is so confident that their product will work they even offer a sixty-day money back guarantee. I don’t think you can get much fairer than that.

XCEL contains many beneficial ingredients!

I have now been using XCEL male enlargement patches for twenty-five days, and my penis is continuously increasing in size. It is definitely noticeably larger than it was one month ago before I started using XCEL.
Leanne went out last night to celebrate her friend Kate’s thirtieth birthday. Only women were invited, so I ended up saying at home by myself. I soon felt a little bored, so I decided to research the all-natural ingredients contained in XCEL penis enlargement patches. I was curious to learn what the patches contain because I am amazed by how effectively they work.
XCEL patches contain all kinds of wholesome ingredients, which benefit the under-endowed. One of the ingredients is L Arginine, which is a provisionally vital amino acid that plays a significant role in cell division and the release of hormones.

Another beneficial ingredient contained in the patches is nettle leaf, which helps preserve prostate health. This gland is fundamental to healthy sexual function. The prostate gland secretes a fluid that makes up one third of the volume of semen. The prostate also helps to push out the semen during ejaculation.

XCEL male enlargement patches also contain Cayenne pepper, which improves the circulation and therefore increases the power of the penile erection.
Muira Puama can also be found in XCEL patches. This herb is used by people in the Rio Negro region of South America to cure sexual dysfunction. Another ingredient, maca, has the same purpose.

XCEL patches contain Horny Goat Weed, too. This aphrodisiac was discovered by a Chinese goat herder, who noticed his herd mating with frenzy after ingesting it, hence the name of the plant. It works in a similar way to the well-known drug Viagra, by increasing penile blood pressure. The zinc, oyster meat, and catuba, contained in XCEL patches also act as an aphrodisiac.

Other ingredients found in XCEL penis enlargement patches are Boron, a chemical element that helps construct cell wall structures, pumpkin seeds that contain zinc and essential fatty acids, liqourice root, a detoxant of the liver and kidneys, astragalus, which enhances the metabolism, and sarsparilla, which cures impotence.
It took Samuel Bench Silverman MD and his team seven years of research in order to obtain the exact mix of ingredients that combine to make XCEL male enlargement patches as efficient as they are. This might cause people to assume that they are costly, but in fact they aren’t. A three-month supply of XCEL penis enlargement patches costs only sixty-three dollars. This is peanuts compared to the price of penis enhancement surgery. I think that XCEL male enlargement patches are both relatively inexpensive and extremely good value for money. I am certainly glad I bought mine.

XCEL eliminates sexual dysfunction!

I have now been using XCEL male enlargement patches for twenty-four days. I have yet to encounter any problems at all with them.
Yesterday evening at the gym, Brian and I hardly got any training done because we chatted so much about XCEL and our penises. When I told Brian just how much my penis had grown when I measured it on Sunday he was really impressed. He hasn’t specified exactly how big his penis is, he only said that his dimensions are similar to the ones I had before I began with XCEL male enlargement. Obviously, he can hardly wait to get started with his patches.
Brian also told me that losing his virginity was a dreadful experience. He had sex for the first time with a female friend when he was eighteen.

Not only was it all over with before it had begun, but the next day the girl told everybody in their social circle that he had the tiniest penis imaginable. She also commented that he had had no idea what he was doing. According to Brian this event traumatized him so badly that he didn’t bother having sex again with anybody for another four years. I felt bad for Brian when he told me this, and I could empathize. My sexual experiences at that age were similarly horrible. In fact, I have only had the luxury of enjoying excellent sex since I started using XCEL.

Brian and I also discussed how XCEL male enlargement patches are reputed to be the best penis enhancement product available at present. The ingredients contained in the patches actually break down the cell walls of the corpora cavernosa by forcing blood into them, which stretches them beyond their ordinary size. When the cells restore themselves they are larger and stronger, which enables them to hold a greater amount of blood. This results in a larger penis and more powerful, longer-lasting erections. In other words, men who use XCEL are not victims of sexual dysfunction, which Brian and I have both experienced in the past.

Thankfully, sexual dysfunction is no longer a problem for me. Leanne and I continue to have sex almost every night, and we are both much happier and kinder towards each other as a consequence. Fortunately, when Brian’s XCEL patches arrive he and his girlfriend Donna will soon be enjoying the same results.

I might be getting a promotion!

This is my twenty-third day using XCEL penis enlargement patches, and things are still great.
Last night Leanne and I had dinner with her parents. I hadn’t been looking forward to it, but felt obliged to go given how good Leanne has been to me lately. We went to a local Italian place that does excellent food. I adore the seafood marinara there. Leanne’s mother Susan is really amiable but I have always had the distinct impression that her father, Rob, dislikes me. I was surprised, therefore, to find that he was nice to me yesterday evening. He was behaving more like a friend and less like Leanne’s father.
Rob’s change in attitude made me think. Perhaps he was nicer to me because I am acting differently. Maybe I am easier to be around because XCEL penis enlargement patches have made me happier in myself.

I think before my penis started to grow my insecurity caused me to act overly confident in front of people that made me nervous in order to compensate for my lack of self-belief. It probably made Bob think that his daughter was living with an arrogant idiot.
Leanne seemed delighted that I had a good time last night. I think it was a relief to her. She told me that she was pleased that I finally got to see her father’s good side. I gave her a hug and told her that he isn’t that bad once you get to know him a bit.
Today at work I found out that they intend to promote five individuals in my current position to management. I think my chances are good. I have continued to keep my focus since I started with XCEL male enlargement patches. If I get the promotion I will earn a further twenty thousand dollars a year on top of my current salary. That’s a nice chunk of change. Although it is tempting I will avoid telling Leanne about the promotion just yet. She’ll only feel disappointed if I don’t get it and I see no point in upsetting her needlessly. If I do get it will be a better surprise for
I am going to the gym after work. I am looking forward to it more than I normally would now that I know Brian and I have more in common than we had both realized. I bet he asks me if my penis has grown any bigger. I can’t wait to see his face when I tell him that it has.

I am guaranteed to keep the growth I obtain.

I have been using XCEL penis enlargement patches for twenty-two days now. I measured my penis again this morning, and was delighted by the results so far.
My penis is now five and a quarter inches long. It has grown three-quarters of an inch in length since I began using XCEL male enlargement patches just three weeks ago. I think that this is rather remarkable.

The girth of my penis is now three-eighths of an inch larger. It has increased by almost half an inch already. When I began using XCEL male enlargement patches my penis only had a circumference of three and a half inches. I figure by this time next week my penis will have a girth of four inches.
The way I see it, this is incredible progress for such a short space of time.

I am guaranteed to keep the growth I obtain.
I no longer feel like my penis resembles that of a teenage boy, and I feel far more manly as a result.
It is very reassuring to know that once I am happy with the length of my penis, I can stop using XCEL male enlargement patches. According to the XCEL website, my penis will not reduce in size once I stop using the patches. I am guaranteed to keep the growth I obtain.
The XCEL websiteis really informative. I learned that the product took Samuel Bench Silverman, M.D. and his team of biochemists seven years to develop. I would love to meet Dr. Silverman and his team in person in order to thank them for vastly improving my life, and to let them know just how grateful I am that they developed XCEL male enlargement patches.
Leanne is also impressed with how much my penis has grown. However, today she told me she worried about my penis growing so much that I begin to look like a porn star. She doesn’t think she would enjoy making love to me if I had a twelve-inch penis, since she is very petite. I assured her that I am only aiming at two or three inches of growth. I have no desire to star in dirty movies; I just want to feel confident that my penis is no smaller than that of the average man.

I’m living proof that XCEL works!

I have now been using XCEL penis enlargement patches for twenty-one days and I am still thoroughly delighted with them.

Brian telephoned me yesterday to say he has ordered his patches. I congratulated him. He had a look at the web site and said they look like an excellent product. I told him that I am living proof that XCEL male enlargement patches really work.
Brian and I must have chatted for a full half hour on the phone. We were laughing about the techniques men used in the past to try to obtain a bigger penis. They did stuff that seems completely barbaric when you think of it today. Who in this day and age would ever consider attaching a vacuum to their penis like the movie character Austin Powers?

Some men also tried hanging a weight from their appendage. I would rather have a one-inch penis than do something like that. Of course, techniques like this failed to work, but they also caused injury. Just thinking about it makes me wince.

By contrast, XCEL male enlargement patches are completely painless and only use ingredients that are one hundred percent natural. They also work more efficiently than any penis enhancement products you have to ingest because they are released directly into your bloodstream.
Just to give Brian an idea of what he can expect after he starts using XCEL male enlargement patches I told him about what Leanne did to me on Thursday night. As you can imagine, he enjoyed hearing about it. At one point the told me to shut up because I was giving him an erection. Leanne would kill me if she knew I had told him. Brian is now so excited about getting his patches that he sounds like a kid on Christmas Eve. It’s nice to know I have helped a friend out.
The thing is, I know Brian and I aren’t the only men here in the US who have an undersized penis. There must be millions of men who feel bad about the size of their penis.

If only they all knew that the solution to the problem comes in the form if a little dermal patch called XCEL.

My sex life is now amazing!

It’s now twenty days since I began using XCEL male enlargement patches. In ten days, I will be ready to start a new packet. It is hard to believe that I was an entirely different person just a few weeks ago.
Yesterday after we had eaten dinner, Leanne told me to come into the bedroom with her. She said she had a surprise for me. When we got into the bedroom, she blindfolded me with a silk scarf and started to undress me slowly. As she removed my clothes, I felt her little butterfly kisses all over my skin. I didn’t know what was coming, but I was already highly aroused and I anticipated something pleasurable. I wasn’t disappointed!

Leanne gently pushed me onto the bed. Once I was lying down comfortably, I felt the sensation of something vibrating against my testicles and penis, slowly at first, but the vibrations began to increase in speed and intensity.
The feeling of the vibrations combined with the tingling sensation XCEL penis enlargement patches cause in my genital region felt extremely intense. However, Leanne soon brought her mouth and tongue in on the action. I felt like I was going to explode, since my penis was now being stimulated in three different ways. The orgasm I had was incredible. There is no other way to describe it.
When Leanne removed the blindfold I saw what I had been expecting, a small discreet vibrator. Leanne ordered it online last week, but didn’t tell me. It had arrived earlier that day. She had been waiting patiently to try it out on me.

The sexual experiences I have been enjoying with Leanne since I began using XCEL penis enlargement patches are getting better all the time. If the sex is this good now, imagine how it will be in a couple of month’s time. I can hardly wait. I’m sure my friend Brian will grateful I told him about XCEL when he gets his patches and starts to see the results.

Brian has a small penis too!

It’s now been nineteen days since I began using XCEL male enlargement patches, and I’m still more than happy with them.
Yesterday I met up with my training partner Brian at the gym. To me Brian is the embodiment of masculinity. He’s very well built and tough. He’s also the type that doesn't speak unless he has something to say. When he does speak, he’s very direct. He can be quite intimidating when he chooses to. I would definitely rather have him as a friend than an enemy.
While we were training in the gym last night Brian said he’d noticed a change in me recently. He told me I was acting as if I’d won the lottery. He wanted to know what I had to be so pleased about. I tried to brush it off and tell him I had no idea what he was talking about.

I didn't relish the thought of telling him about the growth of my penis. However, Brian is no fool. He persisted until I had no choice but to tell him the truth. I braced myself, since I expected him to laugh at me.
Brian's reaction to my news was staggering. Instead of reacting scornfully and making a rude remark, he admitted that he also has a small penis. I was surprised at this. I had imagined that Brian's appendage would be as impressive as the rest of his body. He was serious though. He actually asked me where he could purchase XCEL penis enlargement patches. I was only too happy to tell him.

Discovering that Brian has a small penis was encouraging. It’s nice to feel that I’m not the only one. It’s also good to know that I can talk to him about it. It’s the first time I’ve been able to discuss my penis openly with another man and know that he will understand. I know I can talk to Leanne about it, but that isn't the same. Brian knows exactly how it feels to be under endowed.
Last night I had a peculiar dream that I unzipped my pants and my penis was so enormous that it rolled right out like a red carpet.

Leanne loves my new penis!

It is now eighteen days since I began using XCEL male enlargement patches, and so far so good.
Leanne was delighted that I made dinner yesterday. She is a better cook than me so she usually makes our evening meal. I have other chores such as the ironing, which she hates with a passion. Dinner was delicious, even if I say so myself. Leanne rewarded me in bed later. My sex drive is still much higher than it was before I started using XCEL male enlargement patches, so the zinc and oyster meat they contain are continuing to do their job. It’s seems odd now that Leanne and I only had sex a couple of times a week before I began using XCEL.
Leanne says that each time we make love my penis feels bigger and more sexually satisfying. So much for size not being important.

She now admits that although size isn’t the most important factor, average penises do feel more fulfilling than smaller ones. However before I was taking XCEL penis enlargement patches she hadn’t wanted to say anything negative about my size, because she knew I was already very insecure about it.

I confronted Sophie about her recent behavior at work yesterday afternoon. I kept catching her looking at me like I am dirt on her shoe since I refused to go on a date with her last week, and she was still whispering about me to her female colleagues. I had had enough so I took her to one side and told her that I was not prepared to tolerate her behavior any longer. I threatened to have a word with out boss if it continued. I also told her she should grow up and realize that not every man is going to find her attractive and that she needed to respect the fact that some of us already have girlfriends that we are happy with. I am not sure I would have had the confidence to be that assertive towards a member of the opposite sex before I began taking XCEL patches, particularly with a woman I do not know well.
Today Sophie has been acting as though I do not exist, which is how it was before I started with XCEL penis enlargement patches. I like it better that way.

I used the urinals at work!

I have now been using XCEL penis enlargement patches for seventeen days. Yesterday at work, I plucked up the courage to use the urinals instead of resorting to using the cubicle just to pee. Happily, the colleague using the urinal next to mine at the time, a guy called Stuart, didn’t appear to think anything was amiss. In fact, he didn’t take any notice of me at all.

I realize that my reluctance to use public urinals because of the fear of someone secretly laughing about the size of my penis is ridiculous. It’s all been in my head. I don’t think most men care how big the next man’s penis is. However, and event occurred in my teenage years which gave me an irrational attitude about it. I was messing around with a group of friends and we decided to compare penis sizes.

Mine was the smallest by far. The other boys ridiculed me for months afterwards. I guess teenagers never stop to think of the impact that their behavior can have on those around them.

Now that my penis is growing from using XCEL male enlargement patches I feel I no longer have to be ashamed. It really has had a positive impact on the way I see myself. Perhaps to some the fixation I have with the size of my penis will seem petty and ridiculous. I assure you that despising a part of your own body has a significant negative impact on your psychological state. Thanks to XCEL penis enlargement patches, I feel like a somebody rather than a nobody for the first time since adolescence. The patches have done more for me than any psychiatrist could, and for a lot less money.

I’m going to leave work early today because I haven’t made dinner for a while. I want to cook something special for Leanne. She has been so supportive and has lately made me feel great about myself and the progress I have made from using XCEL male enlargement patches. I’m thinking of buying some steak. We don’t eat it often because it’s quite expensive and too much red meat isn’t good for you. Still, it’s nice to have it as a treat now and again.

Has my father also got a small penis?

I have now been using XCEL male enlargement patches for sixteen days. Thankfully, I remembered to put a new one in place this morning. The patches continue to stay where I put them for seventy-two hours until I have to replace them. I think this is rather impressive. The transdermal nicotine patches I used to give up smoking had the inconvenient habit of coming loose on a regular basis, even though the manufacturers claimed that this would not happen.
Leanne and I went to my parents’ house for dinner yesterday. I hadn’t seen them in over a month, so it was nice to catch up. Leanne gets on really well with my parents, especially my mother. In fact Leanne is the first girlfriend my mother has actually liked. I can tell she would love me to marry her.

In truth I probably will propose to Leanne one day, she’s a wonderful person and I love her will all my heart.
Mom and dad both noticed that I was more cheerful than usual. They asked if I had any good news. I couldn’t tell them I was using XCEL penis enlargement patches. Announcing that I was pleased to have a penis half an inch longer than the one I inherited genetically might not have passed as appropriate dinner table conversation. I kept that little bit of information to myself, since I have no desire to cause an increase in my mother’s blood pressure. It’s better to let dad think I have a woman on the side and allow mom to dream that I’m getting ready to propose to Leanne than discuss my genitals with them.
I have often wondered if my dad also has a small penis. If he does perhaps he has also suffered anxiety about it over the years. If I knew for sure that he was undersized, I would take him to one side and recommend XCEL penis enlargement patches to him. My father may not be young anymore but I reckon it’s never too late to do something that increases your confidence.

XCEL makes me feel like Casanova!

I have now been using XCEL penis enlargement patches for fifteen days and I got the tape measure out again this morning. I was happy to discover that my penis is continuing to grow.
The girth of my penis is now three and three quarter inches. That is quarter of an inch larger than it was before I began using XCEL male enlargement patches. It has grown one sixteenth of an inch since I measured it on Thursday. My girth is not increasing as quickly as my length, but as long as it continues to get steadily larger I don’t mind.
The length of my penis is now five inches. It has grown half an inch since I started with XCEL two weeks ago.
I have read lots on the subject of penis size. You tend to do that when you are insecure about having a small one.

I learned a long time ago that the average penis is between five and seven inches long. This means that my penis is now on the small end of average when it comes to length. It feels great to think about myself as having a normal sized penis rather than a small one for the first time in my life. I have XCEL penis enlargement patches to thank for it.

Leanne and I went to the local mal yesterday evening. I bought her an expensive black panties and bra set with the stay-up stockings to match. I also bought myself a few pairs of silk boxer shorts.
We tried on our new underwear when we got home. Let’s just say Leanne’s new lingerie accented her assets perfectly. She also appreciated the sight of me in my silk boxers. In addition, the sensation of the boxer shorts against my tingling penis made me feel incredibly aroused. Leanne had finished menstruating, so she was ready for me. I don’t think I have ever heard her cry out so powerfully at the point of climax before. It made me feel like Casanova. It seems that every day I become increasingly grateful for what XCEL male enlargement patches have done to improve my life.

XCEL male enlargement patches will change your life!

Today I have been using XCEL penis enlargement patches for fourteen days. I feel like a different person to the man who used to greet me in the mirror everyday before I started with XCEL. I am so much more happy and confident these days.
Unfortunately, Sophie, the girl who asked me out at work the other day, is starting to behave rather unpleasantly towards me. Yesterday she was with some other women next to the soda machine when I went to get a drink. She started whispering and laughing scornfully when I approached. It made me feel angry. In retrospect, I’m glad I wasn’t able to take her up on her offer. She’s obviously the type that would have judged me by the size of my penis had I gotten into an intimate relationship with her before I started using XCEL male enlargement patches.

I have had girlfriends like her in the past that made me feel bad about my body and contributed to my lack of confidence.
Sophie’s behavior yesterday made me take stock and feel thankful that I am with a kind, sympathetic woman like Leanne. Yesterday when I got home from work she noticed that I was a bit upset so I told her what Sophie had done. She said I should feel sorry for Sophie rather than resenting her behavior. I suppose she is right. Women like Sophie are lacking in generosity of spirit, which ultimately hurts them more than it does anybody else.

Leanne also tells me that she can definitely notice a difference in the size of my penis now. I can also easily see that it has grown. It is such a relief. I feel one hundred times sexier than I used to, and it’s all thanks to XCEL male enlargement patches. XCEL really is an amazing, life-changing product.
Leanne and I are going out shopping later on this evening. I have decided I want to buy some new underwear to compliment my new penis. I think I’ll show my appreciation and treat Leanne to some lingerie as well. It always delights her when I buy her a present.

The best oral I have ever had!

I have reached day thirteen of using XCEL male enlargement patches. Some people think the number thirteen is unlucky, but the past twenty-four hours have been remarkable.
We had a meeting at work today. We generally meet up once a week to confer with each other. I was delighted when the boss informed me that she has noticed an improvement in my overall standard of work. Of course, I couldn’t tell her that I have found it easier to focus on the task at hand now that I don’t spend my time thinking paranoid thoughts about my small penis. All I could do was thank her and let her know that I fully intend to keep up the good work.

A couple of my colleagues gave me a dirty look, but if they choose to think of me as a sniveling brown-nose then that’s their problem. I intend to do well regardless of what others may think of me. It’s weird how people behave like crabs in a basket. Approach the top and they’ll endeavor to pull you back down.

Last night was quite romantic. Leanne made Chicken Chasseur, which was delicious. She had also been to Blockbusters. After we had eaten, we got cozy on the sofa and watched a romantic foreign film called Amour Te Duele. A combination of the movie and the cuddles got things heated up and Leanne gave me the oral I had been hoping for since she got her period a few days ago.

I have to admit that last night Leanne gave me what was probably the best fellatio I have ever had in my life. Her tongue and the tingling sensation caused by XCEL patches worked together to give me a climax so explosive that I almost passed out from the intensity of it. I know men who would pay more than it would cost for a two year supply of XCEL patches for an experience like that one. I therefore recommend XCEL male enlargement to any man, even if his penis is already as big as a cucumber.

I gave in and measured myself again!

It’s my twelfth day using XCEL male enlargement patches and yesterday when I got home from the gym I measured my penis again. I was going to try to resist the temptation but I gave in. The girth of my penis has increased by one sixteenth of an inch in just a couple of days. The length of my penis is one eighth of an inch longer. I know the size has increased by only a fraction of an inch, but when you consider that this is just since Sunday I think it’s quite miraculous.
Of course the people who make XCEL do not claim that the patches will cause your penis will grow three inches in length on the first day or give you the girth of a porn star.

If they did I would have thought twice before buying them. It isn’t magical fairy dust, but it works. I compare using XCEL to going on a diet. If you lose weight too quickly it isn’t natural or healthy. For me the same would apply if my penis grew too quickly. I’m comfortable with slow growth at a steady rate.

When I measured myself last night Leanne found it entertaining. She didn’t criticize me for it, she just shook her head and smiled. I think she might have thought it was endearing. I considered asking her for some oral but she had really bad cramps and I didn’t want to push it.
Today at work Sophie asked me if I fancied going for a drink after office hours. I politely declined and told her that I have a live-in girlfriend. She looked mortified and I must admit I actually felt a little bit sorry for her. Having said that, perhaps she’ll leave me alone now and find someone else to make eyes at.
I’m continuing to stay more focused at work. It has been that way since I started with XCEL. I’m getting more done than I usually do. I hope the boss has noticed, especially since I was late for work yesterday.

I forgot my patch this morning!

I’ve been using XCEL male enlargement patches for eleven days now. This morning I was due to change it since it had been on for three days. I took it off before my shower and forgot to put a new one on. I was driving my car down the Interstate on my way to work by the time I realized my mistake. I turned my car around at the next exit and drove back home. Consequently, I was a bit late for work. I had to lie and say I had overslept. I’m not sure how sympathetic my boss would have been if I’d told her the truth. It’s a good thing I had nothing too urgent to do this morning at work. I would have been in deep trouble if a meeting had been scheduled.
I panicked a little bit when I knew Id forgotten my patch, which isn’t a nice feeling to have while driving at high speed.
I’m glad I only have to replace the patch every three days, or remembering to put on a new one might be more difficult than it already is. I’ve decided to put a note on the bathroom mirror the night before I am due to replace the patch. I may also ask Leanne if she’ll try to remind when it’s due to be changed. I’m sure I would forget my own head if it wasn’t already attached to my body.
Last night I plucked up the courage to ask Leanne if she was unsatisfied with how often we used to have sex before I began using XCEL. She was reluctant to answer. After a few minutes, though, I got her to admit that she’d have liked to do it a bit more than we were. However, she told me that she didn’t really mind that much. She realized that a lot of it came from the insecurity about the size of my penis.
I was correct about Leanne having PMS. She got her period last night. She doesn’t like having intercourse while she is menstruating so I guess that means we’ll both have to wait. Given my increased sex drive I must admit I’m a bit frustrated by it, still I could get lucky. If I play my cards right she might give me some oral.

Leanne is acting like a nymphomaniac.

I have been using XCEL male enlargement patches for ten days now, and everything is still going great. However, this morning Leanne and I had our first quarrel since I started with the patches. As usual, it was over something stupid. Her complaint today was that I had peed on the rug when I got up to urinate in the middle of the night. I told her that I had been half-asleep and that it was an accident. She laughed when I said that it might have had something to do with not yet being used to the new dimensions of my penis since it has grown from using XCEL. It diffused the situation. I think she has PMS again. Sometimes I think life would be easier if I moved into the garage for a few days each month.

While I am on the subject of Leanne, we are still having sex much more than we used to before I started using XCEL patches. In fact during the past few days it seems the more we have sex the more she wants to do it. I would never have been able to fulfill her expectations before using XCEL. The increase in her sexual appetite has me wondering if she was satisfied with the quantity of our love making before. The idea that she might not have been is somewhat disconcerting. Perhaps I should set my mind at ease and ask her when I get home this evening.
I almost forget to mention that Sophie is still giving me the eye all of the time at work. She is also starting to create little excuses to talk to me. Yesterday she asked if I had a stapler she could borrow and today she wanted to know how the word genealogy is spelled. I am sure she is not so dumb that she doesn’t know how to use a dictionary. I wish one of the other women at work would tell her I am already in a relationship. I don’t want to be unfriendly but she is beginning to get on my nerves. I never dreamed that using XCEL would make me so appealing to the opposite sex.

I can laugh about my penis!

It’s already my ninth day using XCEL male enlargement patches. I’m still elated that my penis has grown slightly, especially since the next step for me was to consider having surgery.
Obviously having surgery to increase the size of my penis was a last resort. The thought of undergoing the painful procedure of having my penis enlarged was daunting. Not only would it be very expensive, but also I wouldn’t be able to have sex afterwards for quite some time. I’m obviously relieved, therefore, that the XCEL male enlargement patches are working. I am aware that using the patches means that it will be a while before I see any substantial results, but I’d much rather have to wait than undergo surgery. Anyway, they say patience is a virtue.

Leanne and I went out last night to celebrate the growth of my penis. Since it was a Sunday we avoided drinking alcohol so that we wouldn‘t be feel under the weather the next day at work. Instead, we settled for a movie. We saw The Queen starring Helen Mirren. After the movie, we got talking about stereotypes when Leanne mentioned how people often say that the English have bad teeth. I joked with her that at least not everybody will find out if you have a small penis. If your teeth are awful people will know it as soon as you open your mouth.


I’m glad that I’m reaching the point where I can joke about the size of my penis. It’s easier to laugh about it knowing it will grow now that I‘m using XCEL. This time last month I didn‘t find the fact that I don‘t measure up quite so amusing.
One day when I watch a comedy movie that features a joke about under endowed men, I may even be able to laugh about it sincerely. Up until now, I have had to fake it so that nobody would know that I am like the character in the movie who people are laughing at.