Is Penis Enlargement Real?

Saturday, April 07, 2007

I’ll never stop using sexual enhancement products.

I popped out this morning to buy Leanne a box of chocolates and a new outfit for Easter. I really should stop leaving such things until the last minute. The stores were crowded with people and the traffic was a nightmare. I was in a bad mood by the time I got home.
Leanne cheered me up by taking me to bed. We spent the entire afternoon making love and watching movies. It helped me unwind and I’m in a much better mood now. We both feel too lazy to venture very far this evening so we are going to order a Chinese meal and chill some more.
It turns out that Leanne is excited as I am about me trying Marathon 21 after I finish my course of XCEL male enlargement patches. I don’t think I will ever stop using some kind of sexual enhancement product, because they have so many benefits.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Brian’s panic attack.

My friend Brian can be so neurotic sometimes. He phoned me at about ten o’clock this morning in a state of complete panic because he had forgotten to change his XCEL male enlargement patch. He wanted to know if I thought forgetting to put on a new patch would prevent his penis from growing or effect his libido. I calmly reassured him that he was panicking with out reason, and he should just replace it when he got home after work. Eventually he calmed down, thank goodness. His voice sounded high pitched and whiny. It got on my nerves a lot because I’m not getting enough sleep lately, thanks to the demands of my insatiable fiancé. Frankly, I do not see why Leanne needed to take Femtrex in the first place. She has never had a problem with sexual dysfunction, far from it. I’m completely exhausted from lack of sleep.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Leanne has snapped my penis.

It seems that Leanne’s insatiable sexual appetite could quite literally be the death of me. Last night she was riding me quite violently when she missed her target and actually broke my penis. I ended up in the emergency room until early this morning. It was so embarrassing explaining to the receptionist how it had happened.
I would now like to wish you all a happy April Fools Day. My penis is fine and well. I measured it again this morning, and XCEL male enlargement patches are still increasing my dimensions. My penis is now six and a half inches long. It has a circumference of four and three quarter inches. I don‘t think it will get much bigger now since I am coming quite close to the end of my journey with XCEL. I don’t mind if it doesn’t get any bigger at all. I’m satisfied with what I have now.