Is Penis Enlargement Real?

Saturday, February 17, 2007

We heard Brian and Donna doing it!

I have now been using XCEL male enlargement patches for thirty-five days.
The weather outside has been awful over the past few days. The temperature has been in the teens or twenties at best. There is still a lot of ice on the ground. Yesterday evening Leanne and I had planned to go out for a few drinks with Brian and Donna, but we went to their house instead. We ate munchies, drank wine and played games together.
Leanne and Donna were like a couple of gossipy grandmothers, they kept taking together with their voices lowered and giggling. Brian and I both new they were talking about sex. I don’t think either of us minded too much, to be honest we were both a bit too tipsy to care. Anyway, the way I see it, if our sex life was bad Leanne wouldn’t talk about it, because she would have nothing interesting to report.

I know that I am a much better lover since I started using XCEL penis enlargement patches, and no man minds his girlfriend telling another woman that he satisfies her.
Leanne and I ended up staying over at Brian and Donna’s house because we had both consumed too much alcohol to drive. Just as we were considering making love ourselves, we heard Brian and Donna going at it like animals. Of course, this put both of us off doing anything. Apart from anything else, we were both laughing too much to even think about it. It was odd that neither Brian nor Donna seemed to care that they had guests who could probably hear them. If anything, they seemed to be putting on a show for us. Leanne and I would have at least tried to be quiet if we had managed to have sex. They sounded like a couple of wild boars. In fact, Donna’s climax noise was unearthly. I felt a bit grossed out by it, much to Leanne’s merriment. I almost died laughing afterwards when Leanne said “Oh well. Brian’s patches are obviously working.”

This morning Donna cooked us breakfast before we left. She was glowing with happiness and Brian looked smug over his morning paper. It was like a movie scene. I didn’t dare look Leanne in the eye because I knew I’d start laughing.

Leanne and I made our excuses and left as soon as we’d finished breakfast. I think both of us had seen and heard enough.
In all seriousness though, I’m pleased that the XCEL patch has improved the lives of Brian and Donna. It has definitely made Leanne and I happier, too. I feel sorry for those men who suffer in silence because they are too closed minded or ashamed to try a life-changing product like the XCEL penis enlargement patch.

Friday, February 16, 2007

I might propose to Leanne.

It is now thirty-four days since I started using XCEL male enlargement patches, and all aspects of my life still continue to improve because of them. I am nothing like the old Paul.
Earlier today during my lunch break Brian called me on my cell phone. He wanted to tell me that he measured his penis this morning and that it has grown a bit already. He said that up until he measured his penis and saw the results for himself he had only half believed that the patches would really make his penis grow. He is astounded that XCEL really does work. So is his girlfriend, but he tells me that she is more impressed by his improved sexual appetite than the increase in his penile dimensions. That doesn’t surprise me at all. There is something about Donna that has always lead me to believe that she is a bit of a man-eater. She is also well built enough to do most men serious damage in a fight.

The truth is that I find her a bit intimidating. I could never date someone like her. It would be like dating another man. However, she makes Brian happy and this is what counts.
Since my promotion the other day, I have been wondering if I should ask Leanne to marry me. I think the time is right. The extra twenty thousand dollars a year I will get from my promotion means we are now financially secure enough to be able to comfortably afford the extra expense of a child. Another reason I want to marry Leanne is that I know I could never be happy with anybody else. I am also about to turn thirty-three, which I think is a good age to settle down and have a family. In addition, I already live with her, so we are like a married couple already.

I’m thinking of buying an engagement ring and proposing to Leanne on my birthday. I know Leanne wants kids and marriage. She has dropped enough hints over the past year or two. Up until recently, though, marriage hasn’t been something I have felt at all ready for. I guess I was unhappy with myself and therefore felt uncertain that I could make anybody else content. Thankfully, now that XCEL male enlargement patches have increased my confidence, I am certain that I am ready to make a commitment and give it my all.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

I got the promotion!

I have been using XCEL male enlargement patches for thirty-three days already. I measured myself this morning and my penis has grown a little more. The girth of my penis has increased by about one sixteenth of an inch, and it is just under an eighth of an inch longer.
I have some brilliant news. Yesterday at the staff meeting, I found out that I have been promoted. I am now part of the management team. This means that I will have to do less practical work and more supervising. It also means that I am now accountable for any mistakes made by the staff that work under me. Nevertheless, I'm delighted about the promotion because I was beginning to get a little bored at work. I was definitely ready for a new challenge. I am also glad about the pay rise of twenty thousand dollars per year.

I sincerely do not think I would have been promoted if it wasn't for the fact that I am now using XCEL male enlargement patches. It is so much easier to focus on my job when I am not distracted by anxious thoughts concerning the size of my penis.
Last night when I got home Leanne found her gift so overwhelming that she screamed, hugged me and showered me with kisses. She also gave me a wonderful cream-colored Gucci shirt and a pair of cuff links. We both wore our new clothes to go out to the restaurant I had booked. However, we almost didn't go anywhere because I was sorely tempted to ravish Leanne there and then when I saw the new dress on her. I don't know if I have ever seen her look so sexy before.

I saved the news of my promotion until we were eating at the restaurant. Leanne congratulated me and told me that this Valentine's Day turned out to be her best ever. I can't tell you how wonderful it felt to know I had made her so very happy. She was so overjoyed that she actually seemed to glow. She looked so beautiful and radiant. When we got home we made love, and I mean that in the truest sense. It was almost as though we became one person rather than two.

It was one of the most spiritual experiences I have ever had. I don't think I could bare to be with out Leanne, I wonder how I ever managed before we met. If she left me, I'm certain it would ruin me for any other woman.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Brian’s XCEL patches are starting to work.

This is day thirty-one of my using XCEL male enlargement patches, and I still feel great.
Last night I met up with Brian at the gym. We only trained for forty minutes, though. We cut it short because wanted to go shopping together. Its Valentine’s Day tomorrow and both of us had to buy gifts for our girlfriends. We also went for a bite to eat. Leanne was also meeting up with a friend, probably with the same idea in mind.
I ended up buying Leanne a very sexy red dress. It’s a Jovani 1998. It cost close to three hundred dollars, which is a little bit costly. However, her figure is amazing and I know she’ll look stunning in it. I addition, she’s the type of woman who likes to look her best. I also spotted a pair of red Delman shoes, which I knew would match perfectly with the dress, so I purchased those for her too.

I realize I spoiled her, but she deserves it. I cannot wait for her to try her new outfit on for me.
Brian bought his girlfriend Donna a pretty pair of diamond and platinum earrings. I’m sure she’ll like them, but I think I put more thought into my gift for Leanne. Giving jewelry to your girlfriend as a Valentine’s Day gift is a bit clichéd if you ask me. At least he wasn’t foolish enough to buy Donna a household maintenance item such as a hand-held vacuum cleaner. I once knew a guy who did this and his girlfriend broke up with him over it.
Over dinner, Brian grinned from ear to ear when he informed me that he’s beginning to notice the results of the XCEL male enlargement patches. He says he is constantly thinking about sex and that his privates are beginning to tingle pleasurably. He isn’t sure if his penis has grown yet but says his erections are much stronger and that Donna is delighted about his newfound virility. I told him I was pleased for him. I also assured him that he would see a difference in the size of his penis by the weekend.

Brian said he really appreciated me telling him about XCEL, and to show his gratitude he paid for dinner. I can’t say I was unhappy about this, since Leanne’s Valentine gift has put quite a sizable dent in my wallet.

I hope I do get that promotion. I could certainly use the extra income.

Monday, February 12, 2007

Everybody can see how happy I am now.

I have now been using XCEL male enlargement patches for a total of thirty days, and I'm still extremely pleased with my decision to try them.
Yesterday evening Leanne and I invited her brother Joe and his wife Hailey for dinner. Leanne had prepared one of her delicious curries because she knows her brother enjoys spicy food. I think Leanne is lucky that she gets on with her brother so well, since I don't enjoy such an amicable relationship with my sister Amanda. I must admit that Joe is a civilized person, and so is Hailey. I always enjoy their company when we get together.
Joe has an impudence about him that is somehow charming rather than offensive. His honesty is refreshing.

Therefore, I didn't become indignant halfway through the evening when he jokingly accused Leanne and I of being on drugs of one kind or another. He said we both seemed much happier then usual and he wanted to know why. I couldn't help but wonder how he and Hailey would have reacted if I’d told him I was using a male enhancement product that was not only working but had made me hornier than a rabbit. However, I managed to keep it to myself. I don't think that Joe or Hailey are the type of people that would judge me if I told them the truth, but I see no real reason for them to know that I am using XCEL male enlargement patches.

It actually turned out to be great fun keepingg Joe and Hailey guessing as to why Leanne and I are so happy these days. They came up with all kinds of theories such as the possibility that we had won the lottery but were keeping it to ourselves, or that Leanne was pregnant with quadruplets. Every time we told them they had it wrong, they became increasingly intrigued. Joe’s contrived FBI agent facial expressions were hilarious. They both left with their curiosity piqued, much to the merriment of Leanne and I.

Today at work a woman called Carla, who seems to find out about things before everybody else, told me that she had been tipped off and I was on the list of the five people in my position who are due to be promoted. I don't know how true this rumor is, since Carla is a notorious gossip, but I cannot help but hope that she is right. I guess I'll find out soon enough.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

XCEL makes my relationship wonderful!

I have now reached my twenty-ninth day using XCEL male enlargement patches. I still have nothing at all negative to report about them. All of my experiences with XCEL so far have been positive ones.
I measured myself again this morning. I was pleased to find that my penis is now five and a half inches long. That’s a full inch longer than it was before I began using the patches. The girth of my penis is now a total of four inches. It has increased by half an inch since I began with XCEL. I cannot begin to describe how much better I feel about myself now that I have an average-sized penis rather than a small one. In addition, it never ceases to amaze me each time I get my tape measure out and find that my penis is continuing to grow.

I think the increase in my penile dimensions is quite substantial. Apparently, not every man who uses XCEL male enlargement patches will see that much growth so quickly. It takes longer for your penis to grow with XCEL if you smoke, drink a lot of alcohol or are overweight. Thankfully, I don’t smoke and I’m very fit. I do drink, but only socially.
I think that any man who does smoke or is on the large side may find that the size of his appendage increases by itself if he gives up his bad habits and starts exercising more. Smoking and drinking excessively can both make you impotent and obesity makes you lethargic and less inclined to have sex.
Leanne and I went to the movies to see Norbit yesterday evening. We laughed even though it was extremely crass. Actually, some scenes the movie were so gross they made me shudder with revulsion. I think my disgust made Leanne laugh even more. In fact, she almost peed her pants and there were tears in her eyes, which was cool with me. I love to hear Leanne laugh from her belly.
My relationship with Leanne really is wonderful these days. We used to argue quite regularly, but now we have fun much more than we fight.

I attribute our newfound joy to my using XCEL male enlargement patches. I am so much happier now and there is an old maxim that I have lately learned the truth of. If you smile, the world smiles along with you.

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