Am I the luckiest man on Earth?

The weather is starting to change. It’s quite warm outside and Spring is definitely in the air. This makes me feel even happier and more energetic. Spring has always has always made me feel content, largely because I‘m not keen on winter. However this year I am also taking XCEL male enlargement patches, so I feel even more lively than I normally do during this season. It’s a good job I feel this way because Leanne phoned me about half an hour ago to tell me her period is finished so I had better be ready for her to seduce me after work. Femtrex pills have turned her into a sex addict. I suppose that those men who abstain from intercourse or who have wives with a sluggish sex drive I seem like the luckiest guy on Earth. When I think about it, I am rather fortunate, al things considered.